guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur naked

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

taint3ed:

LMAOOOOOOO

fasterfood:

E=mcdonalds

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

edens-blog:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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spaceexp:

NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter image of the floor of a large impact crater on Mars

spaceexp:

NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter image of the floor of a large impact crater on Mars

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

trashboat:

"but you could die" yea but i could also LIVE so shut up it will be cool regardless now stop being a fuckign nerd and fill my tires with hydrogen as i drive this flaming dune buggy filled with fireworks across 80 miles of hot coals