U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
Mom: What do you want for your birthday?
When u hit the blunt an you ain’t tryna cough in front of the cool kids
my town has been experiencing a huge drought and the first time it really rains in years this fucking happens
TIME TO GO
do u think someone has ever come to tumblr to join and just seen
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.
reblog to 12 of your friends in the next 30 seconds or else he will show up in your room tonight (for fun activities, not murder activites)
FUCK BUT I ONLY HAVE 11 FOLLOWERS
its almost midnight you know what that means..
That it’s almost midnight
Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I never leave.
none pizza with left beef